he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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