he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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