paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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