there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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