there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I won't apologize to a one balled man
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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