My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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