they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Randomize
