Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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