I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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