I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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