It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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