Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm getting married
To pizza
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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