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I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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