i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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