we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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