SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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