I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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