Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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