id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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