Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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