So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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