I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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