try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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