Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize