She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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