I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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