I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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