i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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