I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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