yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
