i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
