Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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