I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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