Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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