i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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