nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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