You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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