I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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