Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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