I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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