who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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