He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Send help, water and tortillas.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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