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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back

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(904): if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back http://tfl.nu/n13m

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I threw up into my coffee this morning.

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(218): I threw up into my coffee this morning. http://tfl.nu/fytz

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(661): View more from California

so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.

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(661): so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa. http://tfl.nu/lwmw

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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.

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(604): She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking. http://tfl.nu/ilmx

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(480): View more from Arizona

She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day

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(480): She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day http://tfl.nu/vsgx

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.

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(609): i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you. http://tfl.nu/fon6

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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.

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(305): We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail. http://tfl.nu/cojn

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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?

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(702): Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on? http://tfl.nu/7zfe

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(804): View more from Virginia

by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.

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(804): by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious. http://tfl.nu/gquc

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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back

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(908): Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back http://tfl.nu/mdgi

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(206): View more from Washington

Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.

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Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.

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Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.

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(206): Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack. (1-206): Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on. (206): Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together. http://tfl.nu/xcw6

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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan

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(717): I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan http://tfl.nu/f98a

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(818): View more from California

whose ass print is on the piano?

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(818): whose ass print is on the piano? http://tfl.nu/s2mm

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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.

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(406): Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me. http://tfl.nu/igpq

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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.

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(704): You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now. http://tfl.nu/1b3b

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