grandma shit on top of the toilet
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it