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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.

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• (845): View more from New York

  her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.

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• (805): View more from California

  I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.

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