Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives