Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.