No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
