you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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