I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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