My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
