the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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