Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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