i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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