Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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