Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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