Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wish i was in the wii world.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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