just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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