We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize
